Of All The Things I've Lost, I Miss My Metabolism The Most Shirt

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What a true statement. You hit 30 and it's all downhill from there. Throw in growing a baby or two, and you're screwed! 



  • Unisex shirt. Women, order a size down if you want a slimmer fit
  • 100% soft cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
  • Runs true to size



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