Of All The Things I've Lost, I Miss My Metabolism The Most Shirt
What a true statement. You hit 30 and it's all downhill from there. Throw in growing a baby or two, and you're screwed!
- Free shipping
- Unisex shirt. Women, order a size down if you want a slimmer fit
- 100% soft cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size